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1【洁优仙子】【作者:buhaoyisilebo】作者:buhaoyisilebo

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引子

古往今来,会有很多的传说,故事的主角经常会是英勇的猛士,也可能是惹人怜爱的女娃;或有慈悲济世的隐者,亦有开天辟地的枭雄;他们可能会给我们带来许多震撼、怜惜、畏惧或是感动。但无疑也丰富了我们的生活,影响着我们对世界的认识。

若说,世上有这么一号人物,坐拥天下财富却不嫌贫爱富,武功卓绝却不倚强凌弱,受尽苦难却仍能乐善好施。那么他能不能被记录到传说中为世人所称颂呢?

苍山镇

苍山镇,白云间,偶有女子赛神仙;

战白虎,斗苍穹,紫青朱白人中龙;

三千蒂,百里花,洁优殿主美名佳;

苍山镇的人们是幸福的,因为天下第一势力三花殿总殿就在这儿;

苍山镇的女人是悲剧的,因为天下第一美人洁优子经常会出来潦倒众生; 苍山镇的男人是迷乱的,因为天下第一美人洁优子可远观而不可亵玩焉; “人常说,老天是公平的,为啥我觉得就不这样呢?”号称“苍山第一悍妇”的李婶说道。众人:为何?

“我就问问你们,咱们这谁最有钱?谁最美?谁武功最高?大家都知道吧,就是那洁优小骚蹄子。那胸大屁股翘,皮肤白的,走起路来跟个仙女似的,偏偏还特有钱。就说身边那两侍卫,朱煜朱大帅哥,身材多棒啊,对人还温文尔雅。有次不小心撞到我了,一直跟我说对不起,声音那个温柔啊,要不是洁优小骚蹄子唤他离开,我还能跟他多温存一会。嘿嘿,不瞒你们说,其实是我故意蹭上去的,那身体真结实。当时就把我给撞酥了,急忙回家要了我家老王好几次,哎,真羡慕,草他爹的。”

众人纷纷劝说:“别这样说洁优殿主,为了我们苍山镇,她又是建学堂,又是发救济粮,还提供那么多活计给我们。为人又好,不恃强凌弱,也不仗势欺人。我觉得,有什么不平事,找官府都远不如找三花殿好使。再者了,你这般侮辱洁优殿主,什幺小骚蹄子的乱叫,不怕他们派人给你抓了吗?”

“怕个屁!就那小骚蹄子,名声看得比谁都重要呢?我个平头老百姓,说她两句,就怎么我,那还不被人笑话吗?哈哈哈,放心吧,你们这帮胆小鬼。” “那你就不怕你老公休了你?”

“他敢!就他那怂样,我一个打他十个。也没个什么本事,整天挑着个炊饼到处卖,一年到头也没几个钱。不提他,你们可能不知道,每天晚上把我当洁优


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